11.3.2021 - NEVER FORGET
99% brimstone free!
99% coal free!
A 'jak a day keeps the meds away!
A baby genetically engineered to mine gems!
A24-produced slow-burn kino!
ACK!
Arizona will never be a real woman!
Backed by science!
Because, uh... i-it just is, okay?
Biblically accurate!
Billions must 'JAK.
Billions must ACK.
Billions must CRAFT.
Billions must MINE.
Billions must DIE.
BMT free!
Bow down, niggers!
Bright blue cat!
Bugs? They're to be eaten!
Bug rations now available!
bumo
BUT COMMANDER, THE ONLY HAM-ASS WE SEE HERE IS YOURS!
cacacaaaaaaacaggcaghsjsjhsjksns momamamamamooooomm
Calm down little Liberal! I FOUND YOUR BINKY
Can you hear me, Major Cob?
CeceFem will never be a real woman!
Certified gemerald!
Check vaccination, and may Science be with you!
chino on the title screen!
Chud it up!
COBSON GOT THE GEMMY §a>THOUGH§r!
Cobson-san, daisuki!
Confirmed by Snopes!
COOOOOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAAAANG!
Death for Berryboy!
Delete /pol/!
Deuteronomy 22:5!
Doctor Fauci, give us vaccines!
Don't forget to take your meds!
Do NOT go to Capitol Reef National Park at 3 AM.
Do not investigate further.
DO YOU ENJOY POSTING GEMS?
Do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim?
Do you like my 'jak, 'jak, 'jak my gemmy 'jak, 'jak?
Drink the soy!
Drinking Soylent, ingesting bugs!
Eat the bugs!
erm what the spruce!?
Fingerboy-free!
Free of SELFISH LITTLE FUCKS!
Free Robux!
frooby froob
fr fr no cap
gagagagagagaooooooooooo
gem btw
gem... holy gem...
Gem checked by real soyjak.party patriots!
Gem. GEM. WE'VE GOT A GEM HERE!
Gemmy!
Glistening, gleaming gemerald!
Gloink, what a badass. He deserves that blunt.
Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub
god entered into my body, as a body, the same size
Go forth, my personal army!
Go up!
GOING INTO SHARTY WORLD MACHINE
Goonclown will never be a real woman!
Have you tried giving up and using hard drugs?
Heaven for free thinkers!
Hecking wholesome!
hey little buddies
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION!
Holy gemerald!
HWABAG!
I am off my meds and on the online!
I AM GOD HERE!
I AM NOT OBSESSED I AM NOT OBSESSED I AM NOT OBSESSED I AM NOT OBSESSED
i don't want to have to explain to my friends what a fucking "soyjak" is and why i am one now
I FUCKING LOVE FENTANYL!
I F*CKING LOVE SCIENCE!
I HATE ADMIN 6 I HATE ADMIN 6
I hereby formally invite you to soyjak.party.
I know how to kill with my fingers.
I say this and look like this.
I think its kinda funny how I can do like this thing where I ban anyone I dont like, its like my own private discord!
I WANT §c(You)§r for my PERSONAL ARMY!
Incomprehensible!
Injected with science juice!
IT'S JOEVER.
IT'S. JUST. WATER WEIGHT.
IT'S OVER.
IT'S §mOVER§r §lJUST GETTING STARTED.
Jay Louis Irwin 132 N 5th St Apt 3a, Brooklyn, NY 11249-3259
Just. Fuck. Off.
Just waiting for a duel...
Keyed!
Kill 4cuckers. Behead 4cuckers. Roundhouse kick a 4cucker into the concrete.
Kill creepers. Behead creepers. Roundhouse kick a creeper into the concrete.
Kill jannies. Behead jannies. Roundhouse kick a janny into the concrete.
Kill Red. Behead Red. Roundhouse kick Red into the concrete.
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ!
KUZ IS WATCHING YOU.
Let all the soyteens boogie!
Let's make the most of this raid, like we're getting banned young!
lolkek will never be a real woman!
Marge?
Max must die!
Medicated!
Meds. NOW.
Money opportunitys
Never keep an odd trig exponent!
New 'toss!
nigga i'm NUTS!
nigger
NIGGER!
No matter what year it is Kuznetsov will always be a legend §c♥ ♥
No more chuddies jumping on the bed!
Nobody says this.
OH MY FAUCI!
OH MY SCIENCE!
Oh no, a soyjak! Now your day is ruined!
OMGSISA!
Once I find the perfect soyjak to portray you as, your life is fucking OVER...
Orion Grant Passmore 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704
Out of the coal came forth sweetness.
Plan status: TRVSTED.
Peer-reviewed!
Poopson is coming...
Proven by recent studies!
Psssst... CTFU (Chud The Fuck Up)
READY FOR ROUND 2, CHUD?
Ready-to-drink!
retvrn to /caca/borea
RIP /qa/!
RIP Baby Sneed!
RIP Dr. Soyberg!
RIP Kuz!
RIP Poog!
RIP Soot (the founder of Discord)! 1889 - 1945
Sew your ears on!
SHARTY CULTURE IS... LE GOOD!
Sharty culture!
skibidi bop bop bop yes yes
Society is collapsing.
Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
Sooby soob!
sooooorbsoooobyssoooob pooopppopoooocacaca
splashcord woke up
Sponsored by Sproke!
Swedish win!
SWIGGTY SWOOTY, PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
Tell soot I love him very much. (He knows!)
THAT'S MY THREAD! GET UP IN THEY REPLIES!
The brightest of gems!
The gem that saved the sharty!
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
The men on Omaha Beach died for this!
The West has fallen.
There's a party, a jakker's paradise!
They appear in the pupils!
This is gem control to Major Cob!
This is my ridge.
This nigga lookin' ZESTY! This nigga lookin' MOIST!
This splash message requires a Soyjak GEM ACCOUNT™ to view.
This, so much this!
TND!
To be completely honest, I'm starting to worry about some of you.
Total sharty victory!
Trusted by experts!
TRVTHNUKE INCOMING!
TTD!
TVVO MORE VVEEKS!
Two steps ahead. I am ALWAYS two steps ahead.
uwu must die!
Verified gem!
WE POST COB, COB, COB, COB, COB, NIGGA!
We're so back.
WELKOM IN!
What the actual *FUCK* is this resource pack?
WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK?
Who are you quoting?
Why can't we be gems?
Woo, /qa/!
Woo, /soy/!
Woo, /craft/!
Woo, /an/!
Woo, booru.soy!
Woo, Five Nights at Cobson's!
Woo, Kiwi Farms!
Woo, MATI!
Woo, Soycraft!
Woo, soyjak.party!
Woo, Soyjak Party Video Archive!
Woo, Soyjak Wiki!
Woo, soytopia!
Woo, Soytube Kids!
Yakub's greatest creation!
You appear to have mistyped the kaptcha!
You are so stupid, it's genuinely absurd.
You WILL drink the piss.
You WILL eat the bugs.
You WILL live in the pod.
You WILL own nothing.
You WILL trust the science.
Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino!
-ACK!
...He's right behind me, isn't he?
/qa/ is blue, and there's nothing I can do.
/qa/ won!
§a>Aww, sweet! A schizo splash message!
§a>doe
§a>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city!
§a>homo milk - it's all i ever drink - jeb_
§a>homo milk - it's all i ever drink - op
§a>IT'S DA JOOOOOOOZ!
§a>thougbeit
§a>though
§a>thoughever
§a>wordswordswords
§a>Yes, Japsterdam *is* real
§a>you just made this? Well done anon you want your dick sucked?
§9Color §ecolor, §ccolor §acolor, §6color§5jak!
§c(USER WAS PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS SPLASH MESSAGE)
§c§lPosting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse.
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♫ Own nothing, be happy! ♫
¡ARGENTINA ES BLANCA!
Слава России!
الصويا
Bronies, this is your mindset.
Burn to death.
Die out.
DOXING! MODS!
Drink bleach.
For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground.
Get killed.
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It smell like cheese!
IYDMTSMTWBAP
I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore, I really did fuck that dog.
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Marge, I'm confused.
Missed cheese!
§a>God, I'm so epic by posting this!
Tracer's feet!
NECK YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH
OREGON WILL BE NUKED CC
STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME VENDETTAFAG
THE OUTBACK WILL BE NUKED AUSFREAK
YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER FILTHY FRANC
YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING THAMES BRITISH SCUM